Romaine lettuce and herb marinated cherry tomatoes tossed with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn and black bean salsa, jalapeno croutons, avocado and cilantro.
13.98 $
Chop Salad
Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar and bleu cheese served with our house cilantro lime vinaigrette dressing.
13.98 $
Pulled Pork Salad
Fresh spring greens, toasted chopped walnuts, pulled pork, bleu cheese crumbles and ranch or bleu cheese dressing served with BBQ sauce on the side.
17.98 $
The Wedge Salad
1/4 head of iceberg lettuce with bleu cheese or ranch dressing, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon and fresh ground pepper.
13.98 $
Ahi Tuna Salad
Crisp fried greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, Parmesan and crispy wontons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette, topped sesame crusted ahi tuna and wasabi peas.
19.98 $
Seething Sandwiches
The Chuck Norris "Who You Calling Chicken" Chicken Sandwich
If Chuck Norris was president, Isis would be waswas. 1/2 lb. skinless chicken breast topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Chris Christy Cheeseburger
The burger that will stop the traffic! Loosen your belt and try it! Black Angus 1/2 lb. burger topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Democrat Sandwich
Pastrami reuben. Premium pastrami, Swiss cheese, Bavarian sauerkraut and 1000 Island dressing. Served on a marble rye roll. Served with a side of horseradish mustard.
9.99 $
The Libertarian Sandwich
The Cuban panini. Our pulled pork, premium sliced ham, yellow mustard and pickles on a pressed grilled Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Green Sandwich
Ahi tuna sandwich. 1 lightly seared ahi tuna steak accompanied by wasabi slaw and served on toasted Hawaiian buns.
13.99 $
The Populist Sandwich
Philly cheese steak. Tenderloin Philly steak with onions and peppers and a green chili queso. Served on a Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Pacifist Sandwich
Pulled pork mac-n-cheese sandwich. Our pulled pork with BBQ sauce topped with our mac-n-cheese served on a grilled Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Original Angry Dogs
The Millard Fillmore Dog
Quick, name something interesting about Millard Fillmore! Exactly, but for those who like it boring, enjoy an Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
7.99 $
The Henry Cisneros Mexican Dog
Famed former San Antonio Mayor Henry Cisneros is credited with ushering San Antonio into National Prominence during his tenure. We think this dog might just do the same for us. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, guacamole, pico de gallo and jalapenos served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
10.99 $
The FDR All American Dog
Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the White House while hosting King George VI and Queen Elizabeth of England in 1939. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions and a dill spear served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
8.99 $
The Thomas Jefferson Mac-N-Cheese Dog
Although we question whether Gore invented the internet, Thomas Jefferson did bring mac-n-cheese to the USA in 1802 for a dinner at Monticello. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank and homemade mac-n-cheese. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Donald Trump New York Dog
"Grab it by the wiener". An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, horseradish mustard and authentic New York red onion sauce served on a toasted Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The George with Bush BLT Dog
Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say... "Don't misunderestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, mayonnaise, bacon slices, lettuce and tomato wedges served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The JFK Baked Bean Dog
JFK loved fully baked beans and 1/2 baked Cuban invasions. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, bacon pieces and our homemade baked beans. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The John Edwards Carolina Chili Dog
North Carolina native and 2004 Vice President candidate, Mr. Edwards gained notoriety for insisting on sharing his hot dog during the campaign. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, our homemade chili, coleslaw and diced onions. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Grover Cleveland Buffalo Dog
Cleveland once vowed to only drink 4 beers a day. When he couldn't do that, he simply switched to larger beer steins. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Buffalo sauce, bleu cheese bits, tomato slices and diced onions. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Walter Kronkite Kansas City Dog
A Kansas City native, Mr. Kronkite might say about this dog..."It is one small step for man, one giant leap for hot dogs". An Eisenberg gourmet frank, Swiss cheese, spicy brown mustard and beer butter sauerkraut and onions. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Nobama Chicago Dog
Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago style dog with a Fresca. Also rumored is that he like to eat all he can now & pay for it later. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers and celery salt served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Hillary Clinton Pastrami Dog
Former Senator and current Secretary of State Clinton is known to be a fan of sausage, but she apparently is quite the advocate for pastrami! ... We think she should approve of our combo. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, Dijon mustard, Eisenberg pastrami and coleslaw served on a steamed marbled rye bun.
11.99 $
The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog
Often considered the hot dog president, but not necessarily because of his food choices. Be careful with this messy dog, or much like President Clinton, you might end up with in in your lap! An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese and homemade chili served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The Gerald Ford Reuben Dog
Both President Ford and the reuben are native to Omaha Nebraska, and as the former president brought the country together after the Nixon resignation, we bring together 2 great American culinary traditions. Even his wife Betty Ford would be addicted to this dog. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, 1000 Island, Dijon horseradish mustard, Eisenberg corned beef and sauerkraut. Served on a steamed marble rye bun.
11.99 $
The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog
Take the Frito pie we credited to Al Gore and make it into a dog...awesome. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese, homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
9.99 $
The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog
LBJ famously had several heart attacks. He blamed his first one, while Senate Majority Leader, on the hod dog he had for lunch. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
10.99 $
The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese Steak Dog
"Some claim the war of American Independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the Pens of the great statesmen of The Continental Congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheesesteak" Benjamin Franklin. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Philly steak with onions and peppers and house made green chili queso. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
11.99 $
All Hot and Bothered
The Amnesty Quesadilla
Large 12" tortilla grilled and filled with shredded Jack and cheddar cheeses topped with a scoop of japs pico and sour cream.
10.99 $
Merica Chicken Wings
10 wings seasoned, flash fried and tossed in favorite sauce.
18.99 $
A Bit Persnickety
The Constitutionalist
Shrimp cocktail. 1/2 dozen Texas Gulf Shrimp served with house made tequila cocktail sauce.
13.99 $
The Communist
Cheese and sausage plate. Edam, smoked Gouda, fontina and manchego cheese, Genoa salami and prosciutto. Served with assorted Carr crackers.
14.99 $
Spicy cheese bites
Fried, bite sized, spicy cheese curds
6.99 $
Texas wagyu sausage bites
Texas raised wagyu sausage sliced and grilled
6.99 $
A Little Chippy
Chips and Queso
Crispy house made seasoned potato chips served with our house made green chili queso sauce.
5.99 $
Chips and Guacamole
Crispy house made seasoned chips served with our house made guacamole.
5.99 $
Crispy House Made Potato Chips
Seasoned with sea salt, cracked pepper and Parmesan cheese with a side of ranch dressing.
3.99 $
The Al Gore Frito Pie
Since no one is sure exactly who created the first Frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore... He certainly hat to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet. Fritos, homemade house chili, cheese, jalapenos, sour cream and onion.