Hoagie Ranch Emporium menù, Kemah
Hoagie Ranch Emporium Kemah - Menu
From the Grill
THE JOHN WAYNE Cheese Steak’n Onions
Thin slices of choice steak w/ sautéed onions, topped w/ melted provolone cheese & trimmings (6")
5.7 $
THE JOHN WAYNE Cheese Steak’n Onions
Thin slices of choice steak w/ sautéed onions, topped w/ melted provolone cheese & trimmings (9")
8.55 $
THE JOHN WAYNE Cheese Steak’n Onions
Thin slices of choice steak w/ sautéed onions, topped w/ melted provolone cheese & trimmings (12")
11.4 $
THE JOHN WAYNE Cheese Steak’n Onions
Thin slices of choice steak w/ sautéed onions, topped w/ melted provolone cheese & trimmings (18")
17.1 $
The Ruben Rustler
Corned beef served w/ swiss cheese, sauerkraut, pickle & mustard on swirl rye (6")
6 $
The Ruben Rustler
Corned beef served w/ swiss cheese, sauerkraut, pickle & mustard on swirl rye (9")
The Ruben Rustler
Corned beef served w/ swiss cheese, sauerkraut, pickle & mustard on swirl rye (12")
The Ruben Rustler
Corned beef served w/ swiss cheese, sauerkraut, pickle & mustard on swirl rye (18")
Grilled Pastrami
Served hot, the Hoagie Ranch way, on swirl rye w/ Swiss cheese & mustard (6")
5.7 $
Grilled Pastrami
Served hot, the Hoagie Ranch way, on swirl rye w/ Swiss cheese & mustard (9")
Grilled Pastrami
Served hot, the Hoagie Ranch way, on swirl rye w/ Swiss cheese & mustard (12")
Grilled Pastrami
Served hot, the Hoagie Ranch way, on swirl rye w/ Swiss cheese & mustard (18")
THE WYATT EARP (Without a burp!)
Polish sausage that's sure to please, on swirl rye w/ Swiss cheese, mustard & pickle (6")
5.7 $
THE WYATT EARP (Without a burp!)
Polish sausage that's sure to please, on swirl rye w/ Swiss cheese, mustard & pickle (9")
THE WYATT EARP (Without a burp!)
Polish sausage that's sure to please, on swirl rye w/ Swiss cheese, mustard & pickle (12")
THE WYATT EARP (Without a burp!)
Polish sausage that's sure to please, on swirl rye w/ Swiss cheese, mustard & pickle (18")
Robert E. Lee Buns
Sausage on a hoagie w/ Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, mustard & pickle (6")
6 $
Robert E. Lee Buns
Sausage on a hoagie w/ Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, mustard & pickle (9")
Robert E. Lee Buns
Sausage on a hoagie w/ Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, mustard & pickle (12")
Robert E. Lee Buns
Sausage on a hoagie w/ Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, mustard & pickle (18")
Bonanza Burger 1/3 Lb.
Try our delicious difference & you'll never settle for a regular burger again. Swiss & American cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise & mustard (6")
5.3 $
Bonanza Burger 1/3 Lb.
Try our delicious difference & you'll never settle for a regular burger again. Swiss & American cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise & mustard (9")
Bonanza Burger 1/3 Lb.
Try our delicious difference & you'll never settle for a regular burger again. Swiss & American cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise & mustard (12")
Bonanza Burger 1/3 Lb.
Try our delicious difference & you'll never settle for a regular burger again. Swiss & American cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise & mustard (18")
Doc Holiday Burger
Swiss & American cheese, bacon, mushrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise & mustard (6")
5.7 $
Doc Holiday Burger
Swiss & American cheese, bacon, mushrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise & mustard (9")
Doc Holiday Burger
Swiss & American cheese, bacon, mushrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise & mustard (12")
Doc Holiday Burger
Swiss & American cheese, bacon, mushrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise & mustard (18")
Davey Crockett Extras
Jalapeños, Mushrooms any cold deli Hoagie made (hot) provolone, Swiss or American cheese (Per 6”)
0.79 $
Davey Crockett Extras
Jalapeños, Mushrooms any cold deli Hoagie made (hot) provolone, Swiss or American cheese (Greek peppercini per 6”)
0.79 $
Davey Crockett Extras
Jalapeños, Mushrooms any cold deli Hoagie made (hot) provolone, Swiss or American cheese (Double meat per 6”)
2.5 $
Davey Crockett Extras
Jalapeños, Mushrooms any cold deli Hoagie made (hot) provolone, Swiss or American cheese (6")
Davey Crockett Extras
Jalapeños, Mushrooms any cold deli Hoagie made (hot) provolone, Swiss or American cheese (9")
Davey Crockett Extras
Jalapeños, Mushrooms any cold deli Hoagie made (hot) provolone, Swiss or American cheese (12")
Davey Crockett Extras
Jalapeños, Mushrooms any cold deli Hoagie made (hot) provolone, Swiss or American cheese (18")
Deli Sandwiches
Veggie Hoagie
Three cheeses w/ all the trimmings plus 2 kinds of pickles, mushrooms. (6")
5.3 $
Veggie Hoagie
Three cheeses w/ all the trimmings plus 2 kinds of pickles, mushrooms. (9")
7.95 $
Veggie Hoagie
Three cheeses w/ all the trimmings plus 2 kinds of pickles, mushrooms. (12")
10.6 $
Veggie Hoagie
Three cheeses w/ all the trimmings plus 2 kinds of pickles, mushrooms. (18")
15.9 $
Kemah Hoagie
The original 4 layers of salami & provolone cheese plus trimmings. (6")
5.3 $
Kemah Hoagie
The original 4 layers of salami & provolone cheese plus trimmings. (9")
7.95 $
Kemah Hoagie
The original 4 layers of salami & provolone cheese plus trimmings. (12")
10.6 $
Kemah Hoagie
The original 4 layers of salami & provolone cheese plus trimmings. (18")
15.9 $
Sam Houston Hoagie
A combination of 4 great tastes - salami & ham w/ provolone & American cheese plus trimmings. (6")
5.3 $
Sam Houston Hoagie
A combination of 4 great tastes - salami & ham w/ provolone & American cheese plus trimmings. (9")
7.95 $
Sam Houston Hoagie
A combination of 4 great tastes - salami & ham w/ provolone & American cheese plus trimmings. (12")
10.6 $
Sam Houston Hoagie
A combination of 4 great tastes - salami & ham w/ provolone & American cheese plus trimmings. (18")
15.9 $
Annie Oakley Hoagie
Savory turkey breast w/ provolone & all the trimmings. (6")
5.3 $
Annie Oakley Hoagie
Savory turkey breast w/ provolone & all the trimmings. (9")
7.95 $
Annie Oakley Hoagie
Savory turkey breast w/ provolone & all the trimmings. (12")
10.6 $
Annie Oakley Hoagie
Savory turkey breast w/ provolone & all the trimmings. (18")
15.9 $
Cajun Roast Beef Hoagie
Like no other roast beef sandwich you've ever tasted – a touch of garlic, plus provolone & trimmings. (6")
5.3 $
Cajun Roast Beef Hoagie
Like no other roast beef sandwich you've ever tasted – a touch of garlic, plus provolone & trimmings. (9")
7.95 $
Cajun Roast Beef Hoagie
Like no other roast beef sandwich you've ever tasted – a touch of garlic, plus provolone & trimmings. (12")
10.6 $
Cajun Roast Beef Hoagie
Like no other roast beef sandwich you've ever tasted – a touch of garlic, plus provolone & trimmings. (18")
15.9 $
Honey Ham Hoagie
Try our tender, thinly sliced ham piled high, plus provolone & trimmings. (6")
5.3 $
Honey Ham Hoagie
Try our tender, thinly sliced ham piled high, plus provolone & trimmings. (9")
7.95 $
Honey Ham Hoagie
Try our tender, thinly sliced ham piled high, plus provolone & trimmings. (12")
10.6 $
Honey Ham Hoagie
Try our tender, thinly sliced ham piled high, plus provolone & trimmings. (18")
15.9 $
Italian Stallion
Salami, pepperoni, ham & provolone stacked high w/ trimmings. (6")
5.3 $
Italian Stallion
Salami, pepperoni, ham & provolone stacked high w/ trimmings. (9")
7.95 $
Italian Stallion
Salami, pepperoni, ham & provolone stacked high w/ trimmings. (12")
10.6 $
Italian Stallion
Salami, pepperoni, ham & provolone stacked high w/ trimmings. (18")
15.9 $
Party Sandwiches
Each foot serves approximately 4 people
14.5 $
Party Sandwiches
Each foot serves approximately 4 people (6")
5.3 $
Party Sandwiches
Each foot serves approximately 4 people (9")
7.95 $
Party Sandwiches
Each foot serves approximately 4 people (12")
10.6 $
Party Sandwiches
Each foot serves approximately 4 people (18")
15.9 $
Trimmings
Trimmings
Lettuce, tomatoes, onions, greek peppercini (not hot) & secret spices, oil.
Specialty Sandwiches
Big Daddy's BBQ Hoagie
Served w/ pickles & onions (6")
4.99 $
Big Daddy's BBQ Hoagie
Served w/ pickles & onions (9")
7.49 $
Jim Daddy's Meatball Hoagie
Now that's Italian! 6 or 9 inches of meatballs smothered in sauce & piled high w/ provolone & parmesan cheese. (6")
6 $
Jim Daddy's Meatball Hoagie
Now that's Italian! 6 or 9 inches of meatballs smothered in sauce & piled high w/ provolone & parmesan cheese. (9")
9 $
Armistead's Chicken Fried Steak Sandwich
Trimmed w/ lettuce, tomato, & mayonnaise
6 $
Mafalata
Half-moon bread toasted w/ our special olive mixture, salami, ham & provolone cheese
5.55 $
BLT
Bacon, lettuce, & tomato on a toasted Hoagie w/ mayonnaise
4.89 $
Captain Hook Shrimp Hoagie
Popcorn shrimp, lettuce, tomato, cocktail & tartar sauce. 6"
6.25 $
Tuna Salad Hoagie
Lettuce, tomato, cheese & onions on a toasted hoagie. (6")
4.99 $
Tuna Salad Hoagie
Lettuce, tomato, cheese & onions on a toasted hoagie. (9")
7.49 $
Tuna Salad Hoagie
Lettuce, tomato, cheese & onions on a toasted hoagie. (12")
9.98 $
Beer Battered Fish Hoagie
Lettuce, tomato, tartar, cocktail sauce on a toasted hoagie. 6"
6.79 $
Gyro
Lamb & beef, w/ tomato, onion & greek sauce
5.79 $
Side Orders
Small Dinner Salad
2.75 $
Cheese Sticks Fried
5.25 $
Daniel Boone’s Kosher Pickles
2.5 $
General Sherman’s Crab Jalapenos
4
6.59 $
General Sherman’s Crab Jalapenos
2
4.25 $
Cream Cheese Stuffed Jalapenos
4
5.7 $
Cream Cheese Stuffed Jalapenos
2
4.4 $
Ranch Fries
Small
1.99 $
Ranch Fries
Large
2.39 $
Tasty Curly Fries
Small
2.1 $
Tasty Curly Fries
Large
2.5 $
Homemade Potato Salad
2.25 $
Beer Batter Onion Rings
3.79 $
Homemade Soup
3.25 $
Salads
Grilled Tiger Shrimp Salad
Grilled Chicken Breast Salad
6.25 $
Crispy Chicken Breast Salad
5.99 $
KIDS MEAL (Age 11 and under and Seniors)
Grilled Cheese
3.75 $
Chicken Nuggets or Hot Dog
4.75 $
Cheeseburger
Meat & cheese w/ chips & a regular soft drink.
4.75 $
Drinks
Soft Drinks
2.59 $
Iced Tea or Coffee
2.59 $
Full Bar
Nightly Dinner Specials
Mon-Tues-Wed & Fri
10.75 $
Mon-Tues-Wed & Fri
Half order
7.25 $
Thursday Night
9.25 $
Thursday Night
Half order
6.6 $
Friday Night
Full order 28 oz
Friday Night
Half order 14 oz
Desserts
Apple Pie w/ ice cream
Pecan Pie
Root Beer Float