Well, let me start by saying that the kid's day has been just immaculate. It is beautiful here in good ole Saint Johns today, a classic kind of day with a cool 40 degrees and a laid-back chill wind. Only problem is my sweet cutie had to work, so I'm missing her, y'all! Talk about a certified gem of a gal, the cutie is the epitome of class and beauty, handcrafted by a true artisan. A modern goddess in my eyes and one I’m honored to call my cutie!
Let's get to the meat and potatoes, shall we? The kid was hankering for Dershey's after doing some research, and long story short, I did a takeout order via telephone. I was on hold for maybe 20 seconds. No problem, I'm in no hurry. I'm enjoying the day and the experience. I ordered two meals because today, folks, I'm doing the ole Dershey's Double Tap! Yes, you heard me correctly, I am indeed eating two meals at once! I got the hot Philly chicken sub with steak fries, and yup, you guessed it, sweet honey mussy baby! Then I also ordered the chicken bacon ranch wrap with chips!
The lady said thirty minutes, so what did the kid do? Well, he showed up and marched on in thirty minutes later, badabazam!! I was in HIGH POWER mode back home, happy as a clam. Took these snappies, take a look below, y'all! Then I dug right in and threw any and all decorum straight out the window!
I started with the fries, and let me say right off the rip that honey mustard is legit double OG status! I'm a soft fry kinda guy, let me tell ya why! I just don't want no crunchy taters, people. Now the kid is starting to feel this meal! So, I took a bite into the Philly chicken, and my soul shot straight to heaven! Just here it is, enjoy baby style chicken! With those green peppers and an overload of Swiss cheese, but I ain't complaining, it was smooth but creamy but also just plain Jane cheesy too mane! But I tell no lies, I dunked the sandwich in the honey mustard too, and that's an absolute cccccommbboooo! I want to dunk everything in that sauce! Everything!
Now those photos don't do that chicken bacon ranch bad boy justice. I'm talking Viking-style portion size, and I'm all for it 7 days a week! My bacon was cooked to perfection, just the right amount of crisp but not sogtacious either! Happy and healthy freshly diced tomatoes, oooh la la, where did you get those juicy red ripe lovelies? Do tell! The cheese was cheddar deliciousness from a good ole happy cow making milk with passion and love. Bird meat from the gods is on the wrap, people! The wrap was so light due to the veggies, but it was simultaneously overstuffed and overloaded with all the fixins! All drizzled in a smooth but creamy coooool ranch dressing! The chips were also bangin, I cannot complain, and I absolutely will not!
This place may have officially reached small-town gem status, son! Just salt of the earth, good honest folks that are friendly and genuine! They're putting out a darn quality product for darn cheap and large portion sizes too! This has me excited, very excited! You can't get this just anywhere, people. We must cherish it while we have it! Just like the kid, this is indeed the last of a dying breed! I got all that food for like $18 only. I gave 'em $25, and my day was made! Thanks, y'all! Can't wait for cutie and me to enjoy your breakfast and hospitality someday soon! I just love this nice sit down and relax type of place that serves up genuine home style meals! I score Dershey’s Cafe a classic five out of five!
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