Crisp greens, tomato, red onion, bell peppers, cucumbers, olives, shredded cheese and croutons. Add chicken $3.00
8.49 $
Thai-Foon Salad
Chunks of chicken breast, spinach, endive, snow peas, red bell pepper and bean sprouts, tossed with a house specialty thai ginger dressing
10.49 $
Caesar Salad
Romaine, croutons, tomato and parmesan cheese, tossed with caesar. Add chicken $3.00, smoked salmon $3.00
8.49 $
Buffalo Salad
Romaine, tomato, cucumber and shredded monterey jack and tillamook cheddar cheese, tossed with a bleu cheese vinaigrette, and topped with chunks of chicken breast marinated in buffalo wing sauce
10.49 $
Crispy Chicken Salad
Breaded and fried chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumber and green pepper. Tossed with ranch and finished with shredded cheese
10.49 $
Tex-Mex Salad
Tender chunks of chicken breast, lettuce, red and green pepper, black beans, crushed tortilla chips, corn, red onion. Tossed with salsa ranch and finished with shredded cheese
Soup, chili or chowder in a bread bowl. Includes green salad w/choice of dressing
9.49 $
Burgers
Wanker Burger
Special sauce, red onion, lettuce and tomato. Add a slice of cheese, bacon or mushrooms for a buck. Slice of cheese, bacon, mushrooms for a buck
8.49 $
Jimmy Buffett's Cheese Burger
I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz 57 and french fried potato
9.39 $
Maui Burger
Teriyaki pineapple rings, lettuce, tomato, cheddar and special sauce
9.39 $
Chili Burger
Open face half pounder smothered with killer chili and a choice of cheese and, or onion
9.89 $
Patty Melt
Our half pound burger, 1000 island dressing, sauteed onions and swiss cheese on grilled dark rye bread. Add sauteed mushrooms for a buck
9.89 $
Hutt River Special
A wanker burger with ham, egg, bacon and cheddar
10.49 $
Tex-Mex
Chili Chihuahua
It's a chili dog, dummy. A quarter pound all beef frank, smothered with killer chili, cheese and onions. Served with fries
8.99 $
New Chimichanga
Two flour tortillas stuffed with beans, chicken and cheese. Smothered with melted cheddar and jack cheeses, salsa, sour cream and guacamole. Choice of beans. Made fresh daily
10.49 $
New Halibut Fish Tacos
Two corn tortillas, shred cabbage, fresh pico de gallo served w/rice and beans
10.99 $
Chicken Quesadilla
Large flour tortillas with melted cheese, diced chicken breast, guacamole, olives and onions. Sour cream and salsa on the side
10.49 $
Nacho
A platter of crisp tortilla chips, refried beans, olives, jalapenos, salsa, green onions, and melted cheese. Topped with sour cream. And guacamole
10.99 $
Super Nacho
Served after 3pm weekdays after 12pm sat and sun. Add $2.50 charge on to go orders
13.99 $
Anti-Carb Corner
New York
12 oz. topped with sauteed mushrooms, crumbled bleu cheese, served with veggie of the day. Side salad or side caesar
14.95 $
Guiltless Chicken Platter
8 oz. marinated and grilled lemon herb chicken breast. Served w/veggie of the day and soup or salad
10.99 $
Patty and Salad
One half pound of fresh ground beef grilled to your liking. Served w/fresh house salad or side caesar salad. Slice of cheese, bacon, mushrooms for a buck
9.89 $
Smoked Pork Chops
Smoked and grilled 6 oz. pork chops. Served with veggie of the day and soup or salad
10.99 $
Sammiches
Vegetarian
Cream cheese, guacamole, swiss and cheddar, lettuce, sprouts, tomato, bell pepper and cukes on whole wheat
8.99 $
B.L.T
Bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo on thick cut wheat toast
9.49 $
Wanker's Beach Club
Turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on double deck wheat toast
9.99 $
T.A.B.
Smoked turkey, avocado guac., bacon, cream cheese, sprouts, tomato on a french roll
9.49 $
Reuben
Grilled dark rye, 1000 island, swiss cheese, sauerkraut. Your choice of corned beef or turkey
9.49 $
French Dip
Lean roast beef, red onion, swiss cheese on a stadium roll, aujus
9.49 $
Veggie Burger
Grilled veggie patty, swiss cheese, guacamole, red onion tomato and sprouts
8.99 $
Grilled Chicken Breast
Clucker breast, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a bun
9.69 $
Chicken Cordon Bleu Sammy
Grilled chicken breast, ham, swiss cheese and honey mustard with lettuce on a sesame seed bun
9.79 $
Ham and Swiss Deli
Thinly sliced ham, swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce and tomato on dark rye
8.99 $
Turkey Deli
Sliced breast of turkey, lettuce, tomato and mayo w/choices of cheese and bread. Add bacon for a buck
8.99 $
Corned Beef
Lettuce, tomato and deli style mustard on dark rye
8.99 $
1/2 Sammich and Cup of Soup
Turkey, ham, corned beef, roast beef or tuna sammich served cold on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mayo
8.99 $
Wanker Wraps
Buffalo Wrap
New york style buffalo chicken, brown rice and bell peppers
9.99 $
Clubhouse Wrap
Turkey, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato and special sauce
9.99 $
Philly Beef Wrap
Sliced roast beef, brown rice, green and red peppers, lettuce, tomato and special sauce
9.99 $
Thai Chicken Wrap
Chicken breast marinated in thai dressing with rice, fresh spinach leaves, bell pepper, snow peas, onion and bean sprouts
9.99 $
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Tender grilled diced chicken breast, romaine, tomato, parmesan and caesar dressing
9.99 $
Veggie Wrap
Black beans, rice, green pepper, onion, tomato, lettuce, bean sprouts and special sauce
9.99 $
Wanker Melts
Beef-N-Cheddar
Roast beef, tillamook cheddar and tomato
9.99 $
Chicken-Bacon-Swiss
Chicken breast, bacon, swiss and tomato
9.99 $
Tuna-N-Cheddar
Tuna, tillamook cheddar and tomato
9.99 $
Turkey, Bacon, Swiss or Ham-N-Swiss
Turkey, bacon, swiss and tomato or ham, swiss and tomato
9.99 $
House Specialties
Chef's Choice
Ask your server for today's selection of steaks, chops, sausage, pasta or whatever the chef feels like featuring
Wanker Special (Certified Wanker Beef)
A 10 oz. center cut top sirloin steak, seasoned and seared to your liking or substitute a 12 oz. new york steak for a buck more.
14.99 $
B.B.Q. Pork Rib Platter
Tender, juicy, fall off the bone, melt in your mouth squealy meat
15.49 $
Country Fried Steak
Country fried steak, smothered in country sausage gravy
11.99 $
Chicken Tender Platter
Battered, fried, strips of juicy breast meat with wanker dip
13.99 $
Grilled Chook
Grilled chicken breast, smothered in mushrooms, bacon, melted monterey jack and cheddar cheeses with honey mustard sauce
13.99 $
Fish and Chips
Icelandic cod or pacific salmon battered and fried. With tartar sauce and lemon wedges. Add fish $1.50
10.99 $
Halibut Fish and Chips
Beer battered and deep fried chunks of halibut served w/fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce and lemon wedges
16.99 $
Rice Bowl
Brown rice, green onions and bean sprouts. Served with sweet chili and, or thai foon dressing. Add black beans $1.30 & chicken $3.00
7.99 $
Weekend Breaky
No Meat
Brown rice, green onions and bean sprouts. Served with sweet chili and, or thai foon dressing. Add black beans $1.30 & chicken $3.00
5.99 $
Ham, Bacon or Sausage
Brown rice, green onions and bean sprouts. Served with sweet chili and, or thai foon dressing. Add black beans $1.30 & chicken $3.00
7.29 $
Country Fried Steak with Sausage Gravy
Brown rice, green onions and bean sprouts. Served with sweet chili and, or thai foon dressing. Add black beans $1.30 & chicken $3.00
8.39 $
Top Sirloin 10 oz
Brown rice, green onions and bean sprouts. Served with sweet chili and, or thai foon dressing. Add black beans $1.30 & chicken $3.00
11.29 $
2X2X2
2 eggs, 2 pancakes or toast, 2 pieces of bacon or sausage with coffee. No substitutions
6.29 $
Anti-Carb Breaky
3 egg omelet, ham, bacon, and, or sausage, smothered w/mix of cheeses
7.19 $
Cheese Omelets
Just Cheese
3 egg omelet, ham, bacon, and, or sausage, smothered w/mix of cheeses
6.99 $
Ham, Bacon or Sausage
3 egg omelet, ham, bacon, and, or sausage, smothered w/mix of cheeses
7.99 $
Denver Ham, Onions and Bell Peppers
3 egg omelet, ham, bacon, and, or sausage, smothered w/mix of cheeses
7.99 $
Veggie
Tomato, onion, peppers and shrooms
7.99 $
Mushroom
Tomato, onion, peppers and shrooms
7.99 $
Coop's Favorite Breaky Sammy
3x3x2 3 egg and 3 piece bacon omelet, topped with 2 pieces of tillamook cheddar cheese on a toasted french roll, side of homemade spuds
6.99 $
Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
3x3x2 3 egg and 3 piece bacon omelet, topped with 2 pieces of tillamook cheddar cheese on a toasted french roll, side of homemade spuds
5.99 $
Weekend Breaky Burrito
A flour tortilla stuffed with melted cheese, ham, egg, bacon peppers, onions, shrooms and tomato with spuds
7.99 $
Wanker's Breaky Nacho
Wanker's Breaky Nacho
Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side
5.99 $
Sides
Stack of Cakes (3)
Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side
4.99 $
French Toast
Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side
5.49 $
Toast
Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side
1.99 $
Ham, Bacon or Sausage
Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side
3.79 $
Eggs (3)
Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side
3.29 $
Spuds
Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side
3.29 $
Sausage Gravy
Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side
1.99 $
Dessert
Wanker's Mud Pie
Still hungry try a wedge of coffee ice cream on a chocolate graham cracker crust, swirled w/chocolate syrup and topped w/crushed snickers
3.99 $
Scoop O'Ice Cream
Ask your server about our other desserts or smoothies
1.50 $
Wanker's Spirits
Ultimate Wankerita
The supreme margarita. Jose cuervo gold, cointreau, sweet n sour and a splash of grand marnier, all on the rocks
8.25 $
Sexy Alligator
Layered jagermeister, chambord, midori and sweet n sour served up
7.50 $
The Bloody Wanker
Our version of the favorite hangover cure. Absolut vodka and our own special recipe
7.25 $
Starburst
Gin, rum, triple sec, vodka, oj n pineapple juice and chambord
7.50 $
Raspberry Wanker
Chambord, absolut vodka, sweet n sour and sprite on the rocks
7.50 $
Wanker's Specialty Frozen Drinks
Shipwreck
Malibu coconut rum, island oasis pina colada, ice cream and banana
7.99 $
Mudslide
Kahlua, vodka, bailey's irish cream and island oasis ice cream
7.99 $
Lava Flow
Malibu coconut rum, island oasis pina colada and strawberry
7.99 $
Aloha Berry
Ameretto, island oasis raspberry and pina colada
7.99 $
Frozen Alligator
Midori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream
7.99 $
Coke
Midori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream
2.49 $
Diet Coke
Midori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream
2.49 $
Sprite
Midori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream
2.49 $
Lemonade
Midori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream
2.49 $
Iced Tea
Midori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream
2.49 $
Strawberry Lemonade
Midori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream